it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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