Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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