my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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