Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
