my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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