To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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