Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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