Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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