this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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