she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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