The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I met the friendliest cop last night
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
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