it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I understand Curling. That high.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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