Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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