I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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