Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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