shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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