make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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