I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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