I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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