She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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