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(310): View more from California

he wants to bone in the snuggie

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(631): View more from New York

Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton

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then i met college

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i turned job hunting into a drinking game..

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(925): View more from California

These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.

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(760): View more from California

She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?

(1-306): View more from Saskatchewan

Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...

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