Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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