I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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