Yo dont text me then not text me
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
pop tarts are not kleenex
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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