It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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