You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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