we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Randomize