she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
