I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
