Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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