We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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