I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I hope mine doesn't look like that
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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