just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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