check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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