She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Pooping to opera.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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