She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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