yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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