i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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