is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
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