how can u be prego again
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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