are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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