IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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