Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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