Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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