i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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