yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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