He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
She told me I should be a condom model.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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