i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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