My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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