I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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