tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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