Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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