THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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