birth control should be required to get into college
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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